Danny "Practices" Lightening Safety

The kid's a nut! He is so freaked out about thunder storms. He constantly watches the weather on the computer and in the newspaper. He worries big time about any storms on their way. He recently saw a video on Lightening Safety. Today we had a loud thunder storm run quickly through. It was POURING and thundering and lightening. Danny wanted to run in the rain. We told him it wasn't safe because of the lightening. He said he knows how to be safe. That he will run and lay in the ditch. "I need to practice lightening safety." The goof did exactly that!!